ask me anything
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the new Peter Pan and Wendy of the new movie, currently being filmed, Pan (2015).
(due for release 17th of July, 1015)
*pauses mid-celebration bc of the backlash i know this little girl is going to get for obtaining this role*
IT’S HERE! See Katniss return to District 12 in a brand new preview of Mockingjay Part 1.
DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.